Court of Miracles

weadus:

her fucking face xD

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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sogowiththeflow:

Hi, my name is stewart and I am a candidate for adoption. I love to play and eat trash. Please take a seat and we can go over the details.

sogowiththeflow:

Hi, my name is stewart and I am a candidate for adoption. I love to play and eat trash. Please take a seat and we can go over the details.

krazykitsune:

leupagus:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

frostlands:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you…

unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

collegehumor:

dorkly:

dorkly:

Injustice: Gods and Rich Mortals Among Us

AND A MERRY BATMAN DAY TO YOU ALL!

Happy Batman Day! Don’t forget to follow Dorkly on Tumblr if you don’t already.

pestan:

this was so good. I will never get over it.

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

afro-dominicano:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

upallnightogetloki:

slattern:

hollywood sure has an easy time finding brown and black people to play terrorists, thugs, drug dealers, gangsters, servants, “barbarians”, hypersexualized or desexualized caricatures but all of a sudden you need a lead role and

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gosh where did they go i swear we put them here right after zero dark thirty??

Can’t even find them to play black and brown people in movies ABOUT black and brown people.

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where are the lies??