Court of Miracles

mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

utterly-insane-panda:

alrights:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

ok this owl is cute

dkfldasfldsjflsafkldsjf owls are the fucking best…. god damn

alimarko:

Always remember that women who call themselves feminists will be accused so many times of being man-haters, but when a man kills women just for being women, he is called mentally unwell, and a madman rather than a woman-hater or misogynist. 

quiet-desperati0n:

I am a feminist because
I don’t think this video could be much more relevant.

hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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illuminate-your-soull:

I DIDNT EVEN OMG

maghrabiyya:

smenkhkara:

has a muslim man ever played abraham lincoln

has an aboriginal woman ever played elizabeth I

has a black man ever played george washington

has a turkish woman ever played eleanor of aquitaine

no?

then why the fuck would you get the whitest white men to play Ramesses II and Moses

we all know why

cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

utteranonymity:

Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.

russianbaae:

bit3yourlip:

ohheyythere21:


jerseyturd:

late9ight:

the girl on the right haha

me at the gym trying to hide my gayness

The thirst is real, she wants it haha


Who the fuck wouldn’t want Ronda Rousey though…?

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russianbaae:

bit3yourlip:

ohheyythere21:

jerseyturd:

late9ight:

the girl on the right haha

me at the gym trying to hide my gayness

The thirst is real, she wants it haha

Who the fuck wouldn’t want Ronda Rousey though…?

fictionwritingtips:

I compiled most of the writing websites I’ve mentioned on my blog into one post. I find a lot of these sites useful, so hopefully they can help you out!

Imagination Prompt Generator: This give you a one-sentence writing prompt that will help you come up with ideas. I…

amewesing:

This is so important